Population | 2.945 billion |
Currency | euro |
Animal | lion |
The Kingdom of De Friese Meren NLD is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.945 billion De Friese Meren NLDians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 72.6%.
The frighteningly efficient De Friese Meren NLDian economy, worth 383 trillion euros a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,351 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.
Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history, De Friese Meren NLDians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, and rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. De Friese Meren NLD's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
De Friese Meren NLD is ranked 57,576th in the world and 143rd in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 31.29 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : De Friese Meren NLD was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, De Friese Meren NLDians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, kids looking for shark teeth have become ancient history.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : De Friese Meren NLD was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in De Friese Meren NLD, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome.